Post by Creeping Death on Aug 1, 2007 1:19:04 GMT -5
Our scene opens up to a dojo in Japan. The doors open and the camera goes inside to see a small girl in the corner. She has white hair and is wearing a purple shirt, and her arms are bleeding!?
Girl: Woe is me. I lost my journal. My family abandoned me. Nobody calls me Ellis anymore, they just call me "stupid Jap emo lameface Jr."
The girl stands up as another woman enters the dojo.
Ellis: Hello Jo-Jo. Press slam any men lately?
Jo-Jo, stickly like Ellis, nods. A sumo wrestler walks on by, eating sushi. Ellis picks the sumo up over her head and throws him through the thatch roof!
Jo-Jo: FUCKRAGLANNENIKFUCKERSHITPISSBOOBALOOBAS!
Ellis: I know your pain, Jo-Jo. Be my lover?
The two girls go to kiss, but from the bottom of the screen and behind them comes Snad. His eyes are locked on the two as he raises up, with his eyebrow cocked as well.
Ellis: What are you?
Snad simply Snad Cuts Ellis, almost out of he panties, assuming she is wearing them. Whore.
Snad: BANG!
Jo-Jo: COCKSUCKERFUCKBITCHNOSEHUMPABUNNY!
Snad looks at Jo-Jo, shakes his head, and pulls her skull off with a Snad Cutter as well!
Snad: BANG!~!
Suddenly, out of nowhere, ninjas come flipping onto the screen! Snad is surrounded. Some ninjas have swords, some have nunchucks. Some ninjas have ninja-stars, and some ninjas don't. One at a time, the ninjas rush Snad. Snad presses one up, SNAD CUTTER, ducks behind and spins another, SNAD CUTTER, catches one flipping in, SNAD CUTTER, another flies by SNAD CUTTER, another ballet dances his way into a SNAD CUTTER!
Snad: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
The ninjas are in a pile on the floor, up to Snad's waist, and somehow steaming. Snad wipes his hands on his pants and simply steps out of the dojo.
Girl: Woe is me. I lost my journal. My family abandoned me. Nobody calls me Ellis anymore, they just call me "stupid Jap emo lameface Jr."
The girl stands up as another woman enters the dojo.
Ellis: Hello Jo-Jo. Press slam any men lately?
Jo-Jo, stickly like Ellis, nods. A sumo wrestler walks on by, eating sushi. Ellis picks the sumo up over her head and throws him through the thatch roof!
Jo-Jo: FUCKRAGLANNENIKFUCKERSHITPISSBOOBALOOBAS!
Ellis: I know your pain, Jo-Jo. Be my lover?
The two girls go to kiss, but from the bottom of the screen and behind them comes Snad. His eyes are locked on the two as he raises up, with his eyebrow cocked as well.
Ellis: What are you?
Snad simply Snad Cuts Ellis, almost out of he panties, assuming she is wearing them. Whore.
Snad: BANG!
Jo-Jo: COCKSUCKERFUCKBITCHNOSEHUMPABUNNY!
Snad looks at Jo-Jo, shakes his head, and pulls her skull off with a Snad Cutter as well!
Snad: BANG!~!
Suddenly, out of nowhere, ninjas come flipping onto the screen! Snad is surrounded. Some ninjas have swords, some have nunchucks. Some ninjas have ninja-stars, and some ninjas don't. One at a time, the ninjas rush Snad. Snad presses one up, SNAD CUTTER, ducks behind and spins another, SNAD CUTTER, catches one flipping in, SNAD CUTTER, another flies by SNAD CUTTER, another ballet dances his way into a SNAD CUTTER!
Snad: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
The ninjas are in a pile on the floor, up to Snad's waist, and somehow steaming. Snad wipes his hands on his pants and simply steps out of the dojo.
