Post by Sensation/Monk on Aug 1, 2007 1:39:22 GMT -5
*The wind is blowing slightly and people are passing left and right on a crowded walkway. Standing amongst the crowd with his back to the camera, looking straight up and taking pictures, is Kevin Sensation. He turns to face the camera and is wearing a shirt that reads, "I went to Hong Kong and all I got was Sars."*
Kevin: Hello again, all my Sensaciables. I am your favorite wrestler not just of the GWC...But of the world, standing here in Hong Kong just under the Tian Tan Buddha. No reason at all for me to be here, just taking pictures to put on my myspace later.
*Kevin hooks his camera from a belt loop and starts walks a little way from the crowd. As the tape speeds forward we find Sensation a short distance from the Buddha with it now clearly visible in the background but with virtually no crowd. He's in what looks to be an average park, standing next to a stream.*
Kevin: Man, this place sure can be peaceful. I've been all over Hong Kong the past 24 hours and let me tell you, I'm in love. The scenery, the people, the food, the SARS, fantastic. In less than 24 hours, however, I intend on painting this communist territory...well, red. I did some research on Hong Kong before making this journey and found that the 2 most famous names here are Buddha and Bruce Lee. I was shocked by this because I was only around number 4 or 5 or something. Then I started thinking, "How could I get to number 2? I mean, I know I can't beat Buddha, but Bruce?" Then it dawned on me. Hit me like a monsoon in the summertime, "Way of the Dragon," I thought. That's right. Movie released back in 1972 starring number 2, Bruce Lee. "Who else did this movie star, oh he who is wise and stronger than the rest of us and who will surely defeat Bobby Cairo tomorrow night in Hong Kong on Assault and also who is constantly having to refrain from the childish taunt of 'Booby Castracio' when referencing him?" While that was a very ridiculous run on sentence, my dear Sensaciables, it was very true, and I intend on answering with this...Chuck Norris. You see, it was an early role for Chuck Norris that he got mainly because Mr. Lee trained him. Chuck played Colt and Bruce was Tang Lung. Now, early in the fight, Chuck got in a few good hits, just like Cairo did in my last match against Cam Connor and Chrysta, but as we all know, Bruce kicked total ass. I wondered for a while how Bruce pulled it off, and I realized, while the fight was in Rome, Bruce was from China. He had the people from the People's Republic of China behind him.
*Kevin reaches into his pocket and pulls out a fold sheet of paper. He unfolds it and holds it quickly in front of the camera then crumples back into his pocket.*
Kevin: That is proof, that I, like Bruce Lee, have an assload of Chinese heritage coursing through my veins (quietly) at least until next week. Yes, from this day until day after tomorrow I shall be known as "The Asian Caucasian" Kevin Sensation. With these people's (pointing backwards) support, I will no doubt kick the hell out of the international terrorist, Bobby Cairo. Not just for me, not just for America, not even soley for China...But for the world. Thank me later.
*Kevin grabs his camera and turns, snapping a picture of an old Chinese man feeding ducks as the scene fades.*
Kevin: Hello again, all my Sensaciables. I am your favorite wrestler not just of the GWC...But of the world, standing here in Hong Kong just under the Tian Tan Buddha. No reason at all for me to be here, just taking pictures to put on my myspace later.
*Kevin hooks his camera from a belt loop and starts walks a little way from the crowd. As the tape speeds forward we find Sensation a short distance from the Buddha with it now clearly visible in the background but with virtually no crowd. He's in what looks to be an average park, standing next to a stream.*
Kevin: Man, this place sure can be peaceful. I've been all over Hong Kong the past 24 hours and let me tell you, I'm in love. The scenery, the people, the food, the SARS, fantastic. In less than 24 hours, however, I intend on painting this communist territory...well, red. I did some research on Hong Kong before making this journey and found that the 2 most famous names here are Buddha and Bruce Lee. I was shocked by this because I was only around number 4 or 5 or something. Then I started thinking, "How could I get to number 2? I mean, I know I can't beat Buddha, but Bruce?" Then it dawned on me. Hit me like a monsoon in the summertime, "Way of the Dragon," I thought. That's right. Movie released back in 1972 starring number 2, Bruce Lee. "Who else did this movie star, oh he who is wise and stronger than the rest of us and who will surely defeat Bobby Cairo tomorrow night in Hong Kong on Assault and also who is constantly having to refrain from the childish taunt of 'Booby Castracio' when referencing him?" While that was a very ridiculous run on sentence, my dear Sensaciables, it was very true, and I intend on answering with this...Chuck Norris. You see, it was an early role for Chuck Norris that he got mainly because Mr. Lee trained him. Chuck played Colt and Bruce was Tang Lung. Now, early in the fight, Chuck got in a few good hits, just like Cairo did in my last match against Cam Connor and Chrysta, but as we all know, Bruce kicked total ass. I wondered for a while how Bruce pulled it off, and I realized, while the fight was in Rome, Bruce was from China. He had the people from the People's Republic of China behind him.
*Kevin reaches into his pocket and pulls out a fold sheet of paper. He unfolds it and holds it quickly in front of the camera then crumples back into his pocket.*
Kevin: That is proof, that I, like Bruce Lee, have an assload of Chinese heritage coursing through my veins (quietly) at least until next week. Yes, from this day until day after tomorrow I shall be known as "The Asian Caucasian" Kevin Sensation. With these people's (pointing backwards) support, I will no doubt kick the hell out of the international terrorist, Bobby Cairo. Not just for me, not just for America, not even soley for China...But for the world. Thank me later.
*Kevin grabs his camera and turns, snapping a picture of an old Chinese man feeding ducks as the scene fades.*
