Post by Cam Connor on Jul 24, 2007 18:17:49 GMT -5
Italy. To be more specific, Rome. One of the many quaint bistros that litter the landscape. We see a well dressed figure seated outside at one of the tables. A black designer suit, white undershirt, black dress shoes, and a pair of silver sunglasses with blue lenses. Yes, this is Cam Connor. Global Wrestling Coalition Ultimate Champion. The manager of the bistro has made sure to keep Agent 5 alone in his own personal corner so that he may deliver to us his message. After this, Connor will go back to signing autographs for his Italian fans. Cam takes a drink of his gelato before welcoming us to his own personal table.
5~ "Welcome to Italy. Incredible country, is it not? I have been sight seeing all day and am just amazed at how beautiful this culture and these people truly are. Amazingly romantic, of course. And my adoring Italian fans could not be more hospitable. However, I've asked for a few moments alone so that I may address my fans back home in the States. You've all heard what my opponents have had to say. Actually, in the case of Chrysta, you haven't really heard anything. But that's beside the point. Both my opponents seem to be mistaking my good looks for a weakness. Pardon me if I happen to be attractive to the eye. In most logical ways of thinking, that is a positive. I would much rather be featured on the cover of GQ than the type of magazine either of these two would be affiliated with. Possibly Wizard for Kevin Sensation and National Geographic for Chrysta. A nerd and a beast, if I'm not to be mistaken."
Agent 5 chuckles a bit to himself at this last comment as he takes another drink of his gelato and then waves at some of his loyal fans who desperately scream for his attention.
5~ "These Italians have an insatiable appetite for their heroes. In a few more moments, I will be more than happy to indulge them. But we're not quite done here yet. I may not have the experience that Kevin Sensation claims to have and I may not possess the brute strength of that Amazonian freak Chrysta, but I have something more important. The title of Agent 5. Bestowed upon me by the legendary Stu Hart of the infamous Dungeon. And remember this, brawling is indeed one of the five characteristics that Mr. Hart was referring to when he gave me that moniker. Last time I checked, that was an important skill to enjoy when fighting in an Ultimate Championship match. I may have the stunning good looks of a Brad Pitt. However, I've also got the hardcore abilities of a Mick Foley. Something that Kevin Sensation has personally learned himself. After all, he's the one who viciously lost the Ultimate Championship to me in the first place. The fact that he's still willing to overlook me says a lot about his intelligence. So don't underestimate Agent 5. I will do whatever it takes to keep my Ultimate Championship."
As Cam expresses this last sentiment, a timid looking fan approaches him. It is a young girl around age eight. She has the latest issue of GWC Magazine and it is flipped open to the article entitled Cam Connor and His Rise to the Ultimate Championship. She can barely look him in the eye as she offers it to him along with a pen and a sheepish "per favore". He casts a look over the girl's shoulders to see her parents standing a few feet back. It seems as though the family made it past the bistro's staff despite their best efforts. Connor takes the magazine and pen and writes out a brief message followed by his signature and hands them back to the little girl. He takes her chin in his hand and brings her eyes up to meet his. He winks and she blushes terribly before saying "grazie" and running back to her parents. The couple wave another gesture of thanks to the Ultimate Champion, who smiles broadly and waves goodbye before turning back to us.
5~ "It warms my heart to have even the smallest fan come up for a little piece of greatness. Again, what a wonderful country. As far as my opponents go, I hope they are enjoying their free time as much as possible. Because come Wednesday night, fun time is over. Kevin Sensation will be forced to leave his video games behind and will attempt to make jokes to cover up his fear. Chrysta will...well, she won't say anything but she will have to wipe the black eye shadow and mascara from her face since it'll be a mess after all her tears of terror. They can both act as tough as they want and make it seem as though they've got all the confidence in the world when we get to Assault. However, once we get in that ring together, there's nowhere to hide. The match will be on and I plan on wasting no time in showing the world once again just how hardcore, extreme, and Ultimate I can be. Like I said before, I'll be walking into the Stadio Olimpico as the Ultimate Champion...and I'll be walking out the exact same way. Bank on it."
Cam finishes his gelato and then gestures to the manager of the bistro. Connor stands and awaits a large number of his Italian fans as they are now permitted to once again beg him for autographs. He graciously obliges them as the camera takes a few steps back to survey the entire scene before fading to black. This week's episode of Wednesday Night Assault will feature the huge triple threat match for the Ultimate Championship between Kevin Sensation, Chrysta, and the reigning champion Cam Connor. Who will emerge victorious with the gold around their waist? As far as Agent 5 is concerned, that matter is already decided. He just wants you to tune in to see how badly his opponents get beat.
5~ "Welcome to Italy. Incredible country, is it not? I have been sight seeing all day and am just amazed at how beautiful this culture and these people truly are. Amazingly romantic, of course. And my adoring Italian fans could not be more hospitable. However, I've asked for a few moments alone so that I may address my fans back home in the States. You've all heard what my opponents have had to say. Actually, in the case of Chrysta, you haven't really heard anything. But that's beside the point. Both my opponents seem to be mistaking my good looks for a weakness. Pardon me if I happen to be attractive to the eye. In most logical ways of thinking, that is a positive. I would much rather be featured on the cover of GQ than the type of magazine either of these two would be affiliated with. Possibly Wizard for Kevin Sensation and National Geographic for Chrysta. A nerd and a beast, if I'm not to be mistaken."
Agent 5 chuckles a bit to himself at this last comment as he takes another drink of his gelato and then waves at some of his loyal fans who desperately scream for his attention.
5~ "These Italians have an insatiable appetite for their heroes. In a few more moments, I will be more than happy to indulge them. But we're not quite done here yet. I may not have the experience that Kevin Sensation claims to have and I may not possess the brute strength of that Amazonian freak Chrysta, but I have something more important. The title of Agent 5. Bestowed upon me by the legendary Stu Hart of the infamous Dungeon. And remember this, brawling is indeed one of the five characteristics that Mr. Hart was referring to when he gave me that moniker. Last time I checked, that was an important skill to enjoy when fighting in an Ultimate Championship match. I may have the stunning good looks of a Brad Pitt. However, I've also got the hardcore abilities of a Mick Foley. Something that Kevin Sensation has personally learned himself. After all, he's the one who viciously lost the Ultimate Championship to me in the first place. The fact that he's still willing to overlook me says a lot about his intelligence. So don't underestimate Agent 5. I will do whatever it takes to keep my Ultimate Championship."
As Cam expresses this last sentiment, a timid looking fan approaches him. It is a young girl around age eight. She has the latest issue of GWC Magazine and it is flipped open to the article entitled Cam Connor and His Rise to the Ultimate Championship. She can barely look him in the eye as she offers it to him along with a pen and a sheepish "per favore". He casts a look over the girl's shoulders to see her parents standing a few feet back. It seems as though the family made it past the bistro's staff despite their best efforts. Connor takes the magazine and pen and writes out a brief message followed by his signature and hands them back to the little girl. He takes her chin in his hand and brings her eyes up to meet his. He winks and she blushes terribly before saying "grazie" and running back to her parents. The couple wave another gesture of thanks to the Ultimate Champion, who smiles broadly and waves goodbye before turning back to us.
5~ "It warms my heart to have even the smallest fan come up for a little piece of greatness. Again, what a wonderful country. As far as my opponents go, I hope they are enjoying their free time as much as possible. Because come Wednesday night, fun time is over. Kevin Sensation will be forced to leave his video games behind and will attempt to make jokes to cover up his fear. Chrysta will...well, she won't say anything but she will have to wipe the black eye shadow and mascara from her face since it'll be a mess after all her tears of terror. They can both act as tough as they want and make it seem as though they've got all the confidence in the world when we get to Assault. However, once we get in that ring together, there's nowhere to hide. The match will be on and I plan on wasting no time in showing the world once again just how hardcore, extreme, and Ultimate I can be. Like I said before, I'll be walking into the Stadio Olimpico as the Ultimate Champion...and I'll be walking out the exact same way. Bank on it."
Cam finishes his gelato and then gestures to the manager of the bistro. Connor stands and awaits a large number of his Italian fans as they are now permitted to once again beg him for autographs. He graciously obliges them as the camera takes a few steps back to survey the entire scene before fading to black. This week's episode of Wednesday Night Assault will feature the huge triple threat match for the Ultimate Championship between Kevin Sensation, Chrysta, and the reigning champion Cam Connor. Who will emerge victorious with the gold around their waist? As far as Agent 5 is concerned, that matter is already decided. He just wants you to tune in to see how badly his opponents get beat.
