Post by Joe Ragnal/Chrysta on Aug 14, 2007 16:41:08 GMT -5
*Joe Ragnal is standing in what looks to be an everyday classroom in a fancy pants high school, wearing a white lab coat, and holding a pointer in hand.*
Joe: Hello, class. I’m your substitute teacher, Doctor Jan Itor.
*Joe laughs at the Scrubs reference he just made.*
Joe: Nah, nah, seriously, it’s your old pal Joe Ragnal, or as I’ll be calling myself during these itty little “information” segments…
*He raises his hands up and uses his fingers for air quotes.*
Joe: Dr. Funnypants. Anyway, today we discuss Tribulation. Now we all know it was some kind of biblical thingamabob, but it’s also the name of GWC’s PPV down in Australia. But what exactly DOES Tribulation mean, anyway? Well, that’s what I’m here for.
*Joe grabs a peace of chalk, and writes the word “TRIBE” on the board.*
Joe: Tribulation has the word ‘tribe’ in it. A tribe is a group of people. Hence, the four man teams taking part in the match.
*Joe writes “YOU’LL EAT” next on the board.*
Joe: Next up, we have ‘you’ll eat’. As in your opponents, or in my case, the team of Thunder, Death, Wolf, and Alpha, will be saying, “gee, you guys are so great, you’ll eat us alive”. But to get the number eight in there, to represent the eight men fighting in these matches, “eat” shall henceforth be pronounced “eight”.
*Joe erases the “EAT” off the board, and writes the number 8 in it’s place. He then writes a comma next to the 8, and then puts “SON” on there.*
Joe: Finally, the word son. As in, “Hey, we’re the tribe you’ll eat, son!” You know, it’s like a smack talk of some sort.
*Joe bows as he ends his lecture.*
Joe: Thank you for your time, ladies and gentlemen, and I’ll see you tomorrow night, when Team Thunder…or Team Mix and Match…or…whatever…
*Joe looks off camera, a little confused by what he should call the opposing team. He then shrugs and turns his attention back to the camera.*
Joe: Anyway. Watch as the team that I’m not involved with gets whooped by the FUN Youths. That’s right, you’re Innovator of FUN…
*Joe points his thumbs at himself, and smiles cheesily.*
Joe: And three fifths of the Uncultured Youths. And watch me teach everyone involved in the match how to have a little bit of…yup…FUN.
*Joe bows once more as the scene fades out.*
Joe: Hello, class. I’m your substitute teacher, Doctor Jan Itor.
*Joe laughs at the Scrubs reference he just made.*
Joe: Nah, nah, seriously, it’s your old pal Joe Ragnal, or as I’ll be calling myself during these itty little “information” segments…
*He raises his hands up and uses his fingers for air quotes.*
Joe: Dr. Funnypants. Anyway, today we discuss Tribulation. Now we all know it was some kind of biblical thingamabob, but it’s also the name of GWC’s PPV down in Australia. But what exactly DOES Tribulation mean, anyway? Well, that’s what I’m here for.
*Joe grabs a peace of chalk, and writes the word “TRIBE” on the board.*
Joe: Tribulation has the word ‘tribe’ in it. A tribe is a group of people. Hence, the four man teams taking part in the match.
*Joe writes “YOU’LL EAT” next on the board.*
Joe: Next up, we have ‘you’ll eat’. As in your opponents, or in my case, the team of Thunder, Death, Wolf, and Alpha, will be saying, “gee, you guys are so great, you’ll eat us alive”. But to get the number eight in there, to represent the eight men fighting in these matches, “eat” shall henceforth be pronounced “eight”.
*Joe erases the “EAT” off the board, and writes the number 8 in it’s place. He then writes a comma next to the 8, and then puts “SON” on there.*
Joe: Finally, the word son. As in, “Hey, we’re the tribe you’ll eat, son!” You know, it’s like a smack talk of some sort.
*Joe bows as he ends his lecture.*
Joe: Thank you for your time, ladies and gentlemen, and I’ll see you tomorrow night, when Team Thunder…or Team Mix and Match…or…whatever…
*Joe looks off camera, a little confused by what he should call the opposing team. He then shrugs and turns his attention back to the camera.*
Joe: Anyway. Watch as the team that I’m not involved with gets whooped by the FUN Youths. That’s right, you’re Innovator of FUN…
*Joe points his thumbs at himself, and smiles cheesily.*
Joe: And three fifths of the Uncultured Youths. And watch me teach everyone involved in the match how to have a little bit of…yup…FUN.
*Joe bows once more as the scene fades out.*
