Post by Danny Vice on Aug 14, 2007 13:52:41 GMT -5
Jimmy Vice bursts through Danny Vice' office backstage of Tribulation as Danny is on the phone. He holds in his hand a what looks like an XBOX 360 video game package.
Jimmy: Danny! Danny you didn't tell me about this!
Danny (on the phone): Yeah, we can do that at Omerta. Perfect. Ok, got to run.
Danny hangs up.
Danny: What's the big deal?
Jimmy: How could you not tell me when such an enormous days for video games happens? You know I love that shit!
Danny: Yeah, Madden comes out. I know. I'm a little busy here, I face Yukio tomorrow and I haven't been in the gym all week.
Jimmy: Not Madden. THIS!
Jimmy tosses Danny the video game in his hands. The cameras zoom in to reveal "GWC Wednesday Night Assault" for XBOX 360.
Danny: Wow, that's right it came out today. How could I have forgotten?
Jimmy: Forgotten? I didn't even know it was being created. I never saw a commercial, a sign, a billboard. Nothing!
Danny: What, you don't watch Telemundo? I had ads running all over that channel.
Jimmy: Telemundo?
Danny: Advertising is expensive Jim, not to mention I had to pay THQ to make this freaking game. I guess they're busy with some shit promotion from Florida that wants to make a game as well. You want to play a little bit? Fire up the 360.
Danny tosses the game back as Jimmy turns on Danny's 360, which he carries to each arena to settle his nerves before a show begins.
Game: 1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Here is your winner, Yukio Blaze!
Danny: Fuck that. Who made these settings? And how the hell is Yukio a 93 and considered a "Legend" when I'm only an 81. I paid for the damn game, why can't they make my character the best?
Jimmy: (silence)
Danny: Thanks for the support Jim.
Jimmy: Well you don't exactly have the resume that Yukio does. The guy is a superstar across the world and in multiple federations. You've had a little bit of success here and there, but...I mean.
Danny: But what?
Jimmy: The last time you stepped into a GWC match, you got your ass handed to you and were on the shelf for a month.
Danny: So? It was the FUN House! And Dead End wasn't even supposed to be a part of the match, they broke in and ambushed me.
Jimmy: Well, that led to Nikki taking over and then this whole EPW and GWC War began. If you could just stick to backstage and not get into the ring, then maybe...
Danny: Are you blaming me for this? For the EPW invading? For The Stargazer wearing the World Title? Oh hell no. I bleed GWC.
Jimmy (under his breath): You will tomorrow.
Danny: What was that?
Jimmy: Nothing.
Danny: Screw you Jimmy.
Danny tosses his controller.
Danny: I had nothing to do with Nikki taking over. We were DATING! I didn't know she was a sociopath who just wanted power and control of the only thing that matters to me! THIS COALITION! And I'm not some half-assed no name jobber! I'm The Vagrant! And tonight, I'll show you I'm not an "81". I am the full package. And Yukio Blaze will suffer at my hands because of it.
Danny storms out of his office as Jimmy goes back to playing the game.
Jimmy: Wow, look at Nikki's tits. I kinda hope they win that Eight Man War. It be nice to keep those around.
Fade out...
Jimmy: Danny! Danny you didn't tell me about this!
Danny (on the phone): Yeah, we can do that at Omerta. Perfect. Ok, got to run.
Danny hangs up.
Danny: What's the big deal?
Jimmy: How could you not tell me when such an enormous days for video games happens? You know I love that shit!
Danny: Yeah, Madden comes out. I know. I'm a little busy here, I face Yukio tomorrow and I haven't been in the gym all week.
Jimmy: Not Madden. THIS!
Jimmy tosses Danny the video game in his hands. The cameras zoom in to reveal "GWC Wednesday Night Assault" for XBOX 360.
Danny: Wow, that's right it came out today. How could I have forgotten?
Jimmy: Forgotten? I didn't even know it was being created. I never saw a commercial, a sign, a billboard. Nothing!
Danny: What, you don't watch Telemundo? I had ads running all over that channel.
Jimmy: Telemundo?
Danny: Advertising is expensive Jim, not to mention I had to pay THQ to make this freaking game. I guess they're busy with some shit promotion from Florida that wants to make a game as well. You want to play a little bit? Fire up the 360.
Danny tosses the game back as Jimmy turns on Danny's 360, which he carries to each arena to settle his nerves before a show begins.
---30 minutes later---
Game: 1...2...3! DING! DING! DING! Here is your winner, Yukio Blaze!
Danny: Fuck that. Who made these settings? And how the hell is Yukio a 93 and considered a "Legend" when I'm only an 81. I paid for the damn game, why can't they make my character the best?
Jimmy: (silence)
Danny: Thanks for the support Jim.
Jimmy: Well you don't exactly have the resume that Yukio does. The guy is a superstar across the world and in multiple federations. You've had a little bit of success here and there, but...I mean.
Danny: But what?
Jimmy: The last time you stepped into a GWC match, you got your ass handed to you and were on the shelf for a month.
Danny: So? It was the FUN House! And Dead End wasn't even supposed to be a part of the match, they broke in and ambushed me.
Jimmy: Well, that led to Nikki taking over and then this whole EPW and GWC War began. If you could just stick to backstage and not get into the ring, then maybe...
Danny: Are you blaming me for this? For the EPW invading? For The Stargazer wearing the World Title? Oh hell no. I bleed GWC.
Jimmy (under his breath): You will tomorrow.
Danny: What was that?
Jimmy: Nothing.
Danny: Screw you Jimmy.
Danny tosses his controller.
Danny: I had nothing to do with Nikki taking over. We were DATING! I didn't know she was a sociopath who just wanted power and control of the only thing that matters to me! THIS COALITION! And I'm not some half-assed no name jobber! I'm The Vagrant! And tonight, I'll show you I'm not an "81". I am the full package. And Yukio Blaze will suffer at my hands because of it.
Danny storms out of his office as Jimmy goes back to playing the game.
Jimmy: Wow, look at Nikki's tits. I kinda hope they win that Eight Man War. It be nice to keep those around.
Fade out...
