Post by Seth Lerch/Rick Mad on Aug 13, 2007 16:45:45 GMT -5
Seth wakes up.. and finds himself in a police station. His hands are handcuffed behind his back. He looks around before noticing the officer at the desk.
Seth Lerch: Wh.. what happened....
Officer: You've been placed under arrest for suspicion of a DUI.
Seth Lerch: But I'm a celebrity!
Officer: Normally, yeah, we'd just get your autograph and let you go. But you were just too intoxicated... and you punched one of our officers in the testicles, and hit the other with an alcohol bottle.
Seth Lerch: ...crud.
Officer: Good to see you're conscious now, though. Who can I call to come pick you up?
Seth Lerch: The Wifebeaters.
Officer: ...what.
Seth Lerch: Erm, um, Rick Mad. Yeah, call Rick Mad. His number is 555-392-4853.
Officer: Yes sir.
The scene fades as Seth passes back out.
Seth Lerch: Wh.. what happened....
Officer: You've been placed under arrest for suspicion of a DUI.
Seth Lerch: But I'm a celebrity!
Officer: Normally, yeah, we'd just get your autograph and let you go. But you were just too intoxicated... and you punched one of our officers in the testicles, and hit the other with an alcohol bottle.
Seth Lerch: ...crud.
Officer: Good to see you're conscious now, though. Who can I call to come pick you up?
Seth Lerch: The Wifebeaters.
Officer: ...what.
Seth Lerch: Erm, um, Rick Mad. Yeah, call Rick Mad. His number is 555-392-4853.
Officer: Yes sir.
The scene fades as Seth passes back out.
