7/4 Wednesday Night Assault Results (31)

[Danny Vice]

“Down With The Sickness” by Disturbed hits as the cameras fly throughout the BankUnited Center. They finally settle on Josh and Phil for play-by-play on tonight’s action.

Phil Brooks: Big night tonight! We’re off to Europe tomorrow but do we have a great show before our International Invasion gets underway. The opening match is going to be wild, as its EPW against GWC in 8-man tag action!

Josh Harter: EPW has run wild on this federation as of late, and with their multiple title reigns they have become the kings of the castle.

Phil Brooks: We also have triple threat action with some of our US Title contenders. Rick Mad, Snad, and Bishop square off tonight!

Josh Harter: Not to mention a violent tag match with those dastardly boys of Lost and Found against future opponents JW McCammon and David Alastair.

Phil Brooks: Finally, our big main event. Thunder. Drake Kencedro. Revenge is sweet, can Thunder find it tonight.

Josh Harter: Rumor also has it that we will find out the final two members of our Ultimate X World Title match tonight. I’m so excited it’s awkward.

Phil Brooks: So we see Josh. Let’s get to the action tonight on Assault!

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Joe Ragnal/Skyler Striker/Lexington “The Poet” Royale/Jamal Carter
v.
The Disciple/Felipe Salarose/Triple X/ Kid Alpha

Phil Brooks: This could be the biggest match in both Mayhem and Assault history.

Josh Harter: GWC vs. EPW in a first sight, of what seems to be, an interesting feud developing.

Phil Brooks: 8 men square off on a 4 on 4 tag match. But with such diverse talents on both sides what are we to expect?

Josh Harter: GWC and EPW have been at it, both in the ring, and outside the ring, so I’m expecting a huge explosion of talent, brawling, and egos.

Phil Brooks: If this had anything to do with Ego’s you’d probably be ref-ing

Josh Harter: Har Har…

As Violence Fetish by Disturbed comes over the loud speakers….

Phil Harter: Here comes the Master of Fully Unrehearsed Nuttiness, Joe Ragnal!

"Violence Fetish" by Disturbed plays as Joe Ragnal enters the arena to the crowd's cheers. Joe jumps around on the stage to pump the crowd up, and then runs down to the ring, sliding in head first. He handsprings up, and raises his arms high as the crowd applauds him on.

Michelle Madison: Weighing in at 220lbs and standing at 5 Foot 9, he hails from Scranton, Pennsylvania. He is the Innovator of Fun….here is….JOE RAGNAL!

Phil Brooks: Joe has the ability to turn matches momentum around, with a blink of an eye, a lot of his moves in his abilities, are really momentum changing moves that can come at anytime. So watch for Joe to be a key part of the GWC team.

Josh Harter: But none of these guys have ever teamed together, the only time they’ve been together is against each other, as for EPW, they are, the better team as far as team work goes.

Phil Brooks: Don’t look now but here comes the Firestarter, Jamal Carter!

“This Time’s For Real” by Ill Niño blasts over the speaker system as the arena lights start to shift different shades of blue.

Why do you tell me all these lies?
I just want to live my life
I don't want to leave my dreams behind
Tell me
Why am I only getting older?
My patience getting shorter
I'm running out of time
And I hope that I get what I wanted

This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?

Carter enters through the curtain to a huge ovation from the crowd. Carter walks to both sides of the stage crossing his arms in an X sign in front of his chest.

This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?

Why do you make me feel denied?
Always pushing me aside
You do not decide what's wrong or right
Tell me
Why am I feeling so much pressure?
Am I searching for the answer?
I'm running out of time
And I hope that I get what I wanted

Carter slaps fans hands before sliding in the ring. Carter climbs the near turnbuckle and throws up his arms making the crowd go wild.

This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?

This time's for real
Is there anything I wanted?
Is there anything I needed?
Anything at all?

Carter checks his arm bands and knee pads while warming up for the match as his music fades out.

Michelle Madison: Hailing from Birmingham, Alabama. Standing at 6 foot 5, and 255 pounds, here is the Fire Starter…………….JAMAL CARTER!

Jamal looks at Joe and they do a high five. Then Jamal puts the X up, and Joe does the same as the connect forearms, and move towards their corner, talking some strategy.

Josh Harter: Oh look, a tag already..

Phil Brooks: Was that supposed to be funny or something?

Josh Harter: Just the biggest amount of team work you’ll seem from the GWC side this whole match.

Phil Brooks: Are you an EPW spy?

Before the music starts, the lights in the arena go out. A spotlight appears in the center of the ring and a burst of smoke fills the area. Once it clears, we are greeted with the sight of Reginald "The Magician" Churchill. He has a microphone in hand and begins to speak...

Churchill - "Ladies and gentlemen...about to come down the aisle...weighing in at 235 pounds and standing at 6'3"...he hails from London, England and is known as the Word Warrior, the Civil Champion, and the Artful Avenger...he is none other than...Lexington "The Poet" Royale!"

Beethoven's Fifth Symphony plays throughout the arena as Mr. Royale emerges from the curtain, waving to the fans, and walking down to the ring. Climbing the ring steps, he pauses on the apron to wipe his feet before stepping through the ropes. Once inside, he continues to wave as the music fades and Sir Reginald looks on approvingly.

The three men stand in their corner, Joe is making faces at the crowd trying to entertain as it seems the Poet and Jamal are making strategy, while Joe is tuning in and out during occasions. The three men look confident, but how long will it last?

Phil Brooks: See, it seems GWC has common bonds, such as taking out the EPW trash.

Josh Harter: The EPW trash, as you call it, is also boosting are ratings soooooooo….

Phil Brooks: Here comes the man who says he’ll save GWC from THUG, maybe he’ll apply the same philosophy to EPW?

Josh Harter: Why would Skyler wanna take out THUG, their the only group of people who haven’t gone up against EPW yet and failed, if anything they’d be our last hope.

Phil Brooks: Lets hope that these guys can do it now… here comes the last GWC partner…

[Danny Vice]

Michele Madison: Hailing from Down Under, from Perth Austrilla, standing at 6 foot 6 and weighing 220 pounds, here comes Skyler Striker….also he is accompanied down to the ring by….Katie Striker…

“Fallen, broken. Simply dissolved into an incomplete thought. An empty shell, cracked, and disfigured. With no remorse, I have been blinded by the darkness. With no disdain, I have received my punishment. And with no haste, I await them.”

After the words finish, the music of “Fallen Angels” by Ra kicks in as a bright white light flashes over the arena and fades to black again. The lights continue quickly changing between black and white as Skyler Striker enters the stage. He walks down towards the ring dressed in the usual black, unbuttoned shirt and the torn maroon pants. He slides into the ring and as the chorus hits, Skyler spreads his arms in a crucifix pose. He holds this, looking into the crowd, and then goes to the turnbuckle, repeating the crucifix pose. The lights return to normal as Skyler jumps down and the music fades.

The four men stand together in the corner, Rangal still on the turnbuckle has stopped making faces at the crowd and the four lock in on a huddle trying to get some last second plans. Striker’s wife stands by their corner watching on nervously.

Josh Harter: 9-10 doctors approve viewing Nikki Venus is good for your health…

Phil Brooks: I’m glad you didn’t make a Uranus joke…

Josh Harter: How would that work?

Phil Brooks: Her last name is Venus, Venus is a planet, so is Uranus, which… oh never mind…

Josh Harter: I wonder if I could see heranus….

Phil Brooks: Damn it… why did I even say anything…

Nikki Venus stands at the top of the ramp pointing towards the ring, followed by the sound of… ‘Ghetto Gospel’ by Tupac plays over the loud speakers, out first comes The Disciple Zak Warner, holding both his Tag belt, and the TV Title over his shoulders. He smirks a bit as he leads out three other men. Nikki Venus pokes Zak in the chest, they nod, understanding each other as Nikki claps her hands together and leaves as Zak stands in front of, Felipe Salarose, Kid Alpha, and Triple X. Felipe holding his half of the tag titles. The four men slowly start walking down the ramp to Tupac’s Ghetto Gospel, the stand out in front of the ring looking at GWC. Zak slides into the ring followed by Felipe jumping on the apron, Kid Alpha jumping up as well and olver the ropes, and Triple X slowly making his way up the steps and into the ring. Felipe looks at Jamal Carter with a stare as he slowly enters the ring. The ref, Joe Torch, steps in between the two groups holding his hands out. Jamal smirks as he looks at Felipe and points saying, “You want me big boy?” the Poet puts his hand on Jamal shoulder, and holds out his opposite arm as Zak shrugs his shoulders the four men, Jamal, Poet, Zak, and Felipe have a stare down at their opposites. Joe Ragnal pokes both Jamal and Poet on the shoulders saying, “Who is gonna start?” Jamal points to himself as everyone nods and gets on the outside of the ropes.

Phil: GWC team is gonna start fast and strong with Jamal Carter.

Josh: But Jamal has also been on a losing streak…could this be good for GWC to start with.

Phil: Redemption is a sweet thing.

Zak smirks a bit as he pats Felipe on his right pectoral muscle, “Listen, don’t take it easy on this guy, barely stay in the rules, use up the four count… alright? Lets make this long and painful…” Zak steps out onto the apron, Kid Alpha and Triple X following his lead. The Ref steps in between the two men as Jamal is on one side, loosening his wrists as Felipe on the opposite side cracking his neck and knuckles.

Joe Torch steps in between the men, holding his hands out, and calls for the bell…

Phil: Here we go!

Josh: one, two, three, we have ignition…

Once the Bell rings the two men start circling each other. They stop once each other are now facing the directions they were originally standing. Jamal leans down and holds out his hand, looking to do a test of strength. Felipe slowly encloses his hand in Jamal, but with speed sends a knee quicking into the midsection of Jamal Carter. Knocking the wind out of him and leaning him over. Felipe bounces off the ropes and nails a quick neck breaker, putting Jamal on the mat. Felipe wastes no time putting his boot on the throat of Jamal, choking him..
Ref: 1.………2.……..3.…………4.………..

Felipe pulls his boot off and holds his hand up, the ref motioning him to watch himself. Felipe grins a bit as he places a few shots with his foot onto the chest of Jamal. But, as the last boot comes down, with a spring of energy, Jamal grabs Felipe’s leg and does laying drop toe holding into a single legged boston crab. Jamal leans back but doesn’t realize they are too close to the ropes, Felipe reaching out and grabbing it before Jamal can do any major damage.

Felipe uses the ropes to pull himself up, holding his knee as Jamal starts showboating to the fans. Felipe holds his leg for a second as he straightens himself and the two men are back into a staring contest. Jamal sends the first shot, Felipe responds, the two are sending left, right, left, right. Taking and sending punches. Jamal ducks, Felipe falls forward, Jamal wraps his arms around Felipe’s midsection, going for a German Suplex. But as Felipe is in the air he some how manages a back flip. Felipe, again, wastes no time locking in a sleeper hold. Jamal quickly leans down and sends two elbows into Felipe’s stomach, making the sleeper release. Jamal bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but so does Felipe. The two men send each other down to the mat, Felipe landing closer to his corner than Jamal.

Phil: So far, both men have demonstrated equal abilities, we are seeing an incredible match right now.

Josh: It seems Felipe might have the upper hand, especially landing the first couple of shots, and using the four count to his advantage.

Felipe slowly gets up as he jumps forward taking Triple X, who immediately jumps into the ring and starts kicking the back of Jamal Carter. Starting at the shoulder blades, and moving to the midsection. He then bounces off the ropes, mocks Jamal’s X across the chest taunt, which receives boos from the crowd, then Triple X drops a elbow onto Jamal’s lower back. Triple X aims to try and land another mocking elbow drop, but Jamal springs up with pure adrenaline and nails a shining wizard.

Phil: Holy Crap

Josh: I take it back, Jamal Carter is a fighter… even though he has come up short lately.

Triple X crawls his way towards his corner, as is Jamal. Triple X gets the tag into Alpha Kid, but Jamal gets the tag into Joe Ragnal. Who ascends to the top nailing a flying hurricane DDT. Joe does a back roll and is on his feet. Zak Warner enters the ring but is caught with a enziguri-kick to the side of the head. Joe Ragnal rolls over and springs himself back up. Felipe steps in but Ragnal sends a spear his way. Ragnal is back up standing over his victims, beating on his chest screaming. The fans are on their feet.

Phil: HOLY CRAP

Josh: is that seriously Ragnal?

Zak and Felipe stir as Ragnal gets behind both me and pokes them on the shoulder, and immediately runs towards the ropes. The two men turn as Ragnal springboards off the ropes doing a moon Sault, knocking both men down. But Triple X is on the top, he nails Joe in the back of the head with a flying knee. Felipe, Zak, and Triple X, roll out of the ring and back onto the apron as Kid Alpha picks Ragnal up, he Irish whips Ragnal off the ropes and sends a straight right hand into the stomach, bending Ragnal over. Kid Alpha bounces off the side ropes and nails a scissor kick. He does a kick up, and holds his arms out pointing towards his chest. The fans send boos towards him as he picks Ragnal up, and gets Joe up in a suplex, but Joe flips over Kid’s back, pushing him forward and over the ropes. Joe wasting no time, runs over, tags the Poet. The four members of EPW are outside. The Poet and Joe are in the ring looking over, but Jamal and Skyler are on opposite sides of the outside of the ring. Joe pats The Poet on the back as he runs and jumps over the ring knocking all of EPW down. The fans erupt in a chorus of GWC, GWC, GWC. Jamal and Skyler run over and grab their respective guys, Kid Alpha for Skyler, and Felipe for Jamal and start brawling on that little side. Joe is laying on the ground with Triple X, as Zak is starting to stir. The Poet looks around and points towards the group of fighters.

Phil: He’s not gonna do it…

Josh: This is way out of his style

Phil: No way….

The fans are now chanting a chorus of ‘English Air! English Air! English Air!” The Poet points at himself as the fans go nuts, as he bounces off the ropes, and runs to the other side, looking as though he is gonna jump his stops and laughs as he gets back to the middle of the ring. Joe and Triple X are now sending Rights and Lefts as Zak Warner goes in. The Ref, is being distracted as our camera’s see, but Katie Striker, so the 10 count has not started. As the two commentators talk, in the ring the Poet says clearing, “Oh, what the bloody hell, why not…” and runs towards the ropes, and does a suicide dive knocking over everyone. The fans are going nuts, and not only that, the ref has issued a warning to Katie Striker, once more, and she’s out of the arena.

The viewers at home get an instant replay of the suicide dive.

GWC cuts to commercials:
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GWC cuts back on, the Poet and Kid Alpha trading slow punches. Kid ducks a shot and grabs The Poet’s arm and does a arm drag, and then into an arm bar. The Poet starts yelling in pain as he tries to reach for the ropes. Joe Ragnal goes to break the hold, but Triple X gets in as well and clotheslines Joe over the top rope, himself going with him. The ref runs over as Zak and Felipe run into the ring and knock Skyler off, pulls Jamal in over the ropes. The two start laying the beat down on Jamal as the ref is attending to Joe and Triple X. Apparently the two somehow got hurt in the take out. Kid Alpha lets the Poet out of the arm bar as he Irish whips him into the corner, but the Poet runs into to the ref as well sending him over the ropes and knocked out on the outside. Kid Alpha runs and spears the Poet in the corner, who falls down. Kid Alpha stands in front of The Poet, Alpha’s back to the Poet blocking him in the corner. Felipe gets Jamal up in the electric chair, as Zak gets on the middle rope, Felipe his holding Jamal on his shoulder in the middle of the ring. Zak is looking back, and then gets on the turnbuckle facing backwards. He hops off and positions Felipe where he wants. Zak then gets to the opposite way, runs and jumps onto the turnbuckle. But Skyler is up on the apron and springboards over the ropes, and clotheslines Zak off the top. Jamal flips backwards and lands on his feet, picking Felipe up in a back drop position and drops him on his back. Jamal gets on his knees catching his breath. Kid goes to move from the corner, but Poet catches him with a low blow from behind. Standing up, The Poet, grabs Kid by the neck, and trunks and sends him through the ropes to the outside. The Poet then struts over the Felipe, holding his pinky out. The fans start chanting, as The Poet drops the elbow drop onto Felipe. Jamal starts laughing a bit as he turns around to catch a clothesline from Zak Warner, who also sends a super kick to the now standing Poet flipping him over the ropes. The ref is slowly making his way into the ring. Felipe gets up and starts laying the boots into Jamal, as Zak and Striker are trading blows.

Phil: I am stunned…

Josh: This has been amazing

Phil: All good things will come to an end..

Josh: Not anything soon I hope.

Phil: I agree…

The two commentators look at each other, as GWC goes to commercial..

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Back to the action…

Phil: Joe Torch has restored order, Skyler and Zak Warner are now the legal men, and I do have to say, were slowly getting to the end of this match.

Josh: We’ve seen a lot of motivation from the young Joe Ragnal, we seen an uncharacteristic Lexington Royal, and Striker, might have saved this match. Not to mention Jamal Carter is seeming to get out of his losing rift.

In the ring Skyler has Zak in a headlock, Zak moves towards the ropes and pushes Skyler forward, who in return bounces off the ropes. The two run and meet in the middle, Zak ducking a clothesline, grabbing Skyler by the arm gets a single arm hooked DDT, laying Skyler out. Alpha Kid moves towards the right turnbuckle, the ref goes to move him back. Zak picks Skyler up and moves him into their corner. Triple X holding Skyler as Felipe does a few chops and Zak moves over. Taunting Jamal, runs and does a splash onto Skyler, Triple X releases Skyler as he moves forward a bit. Wasting no time, Zak puts his arm around Skyler’s neck, and puts his arm over his shoulder….T-Bone Suplex, Zak hooks the leg.

1.….

Jamal gets in before anymore can happen and breaks the count, he then slides out of the ring before the ref can fuss at him. Jamal gets back on the side and holds his hand out, wanting the tag badly. The two men start to creep towards their corners, Zak, who has more energy gets to his corner quickly. Felipe is in, he grabs Skyler’s foot. Skyler slides under him and does a kick up. He backs up quickly, runs, pants his hands on Felipe’s shoulder, and jumps over him… and tags in Jamal Carter…

Phil: Did you see how high he got?!

Josh: The gravity training has paid off then…

[Danny Vice]

Katie pulls Skyler out, as Jamal jumps over the ropes trading punches with Felipe. The two men are in the middle of the ring, its almost like the beginning of the match again. But Felipe again, gets the advantage over Jamal, sending him into the corner, into Zak’s foot which is resting on the turnbuckle. Jamal staggers back, Felipe gets him back up in the electric chair. Zak doesn’t give anyone time to interupt his top rope attempt as he jumps onto the ropes, and then the top turnbuckle, doing what looks to be just a moon sault, but when, do to Josh Harter’s screaming we determine from a replay that it is in fact a Pele Kick. Jamal falls backwards, busted open. Zak holds his shoulder as he rolls out of the ring. Felipe grins a bit as he picks Jamal up and sets him up for something big.

Josh: PELE KICK, ZAK WARNER JUST HIT HIM WITH A PELE!!!

Phil: Yeah…

Josh in a rough drawn out voice: PELE!!!!

Josh stands up in his chair spinning it around screaming.

Spinning Josh: PELE KICK! PELE! PELE KICK PELE!!!! ARHHHHH

Phil grabs Josh by the shirt and pulls him down in his chair, and slaps him.

Phil: Calm down jesus….

Josh sets his head on the table.

Josh in a whisper: Pele…

Back in the ring, Felipe sets Jamal to his feet. Whips him into the ropes, Jamal, using his last bit of energy does a flying shoulder take down and rolls towards his corner. The Poet getting the tag from the bloody Carter. The Poet, being the freshest man in the match, hit’s the ring with a second round of fire. Clothes lining Triple X, and then Kid Alpha, and then Zak Warner, who all after impact roll out of the ring. Felipe staggers up as Lexington hits him with a right, and then a left, and another right. Lexington ducks a clothesline and bounces off the ropes and nails a bull dog. The Poet points upwards.

Phil: A tribute to the British Bulldog? How nuts

The fans are chanting Brit-Tan Brit-Tan Brit-Tan.

The Poet is feeding off the energy as he picks Felipe up, doing the same repition of punches followed by raising his left hand holding up his pinky, Felipe gives his hand a strange look as Lexington comes across with a hard right hand knocking Felipe off his feet. Felipe staggers to his feet as Lexington punches him into the GWC corner. Lexington does a one chop, the crowd responds by going, “wooh” this repeats three times before The Poet tags in Joe, the two go to Irish whip Felipe into the corner, which, would put him in EPW territory, but halfway through the whip, they send him backwards. Felipe falls forward, but Ragnal catches him in a Inverted Russian Leg sweep, busting Felipe open on the mat. Triple X and Alpha Kid goes to get in the ring, Ragnal retreats tagging in Jamal, but Striker jumps over the ropes, Striker and Joe charge forward both spearing Triple X and Alpha Kid the two pair, both rolling out of the ring while fighting. Zak Warner and Felipe Salarose, Jamal Carter, and Lexington Royal are standing in the ring staring at each other. The ref isn’t moving, almost as he is in shock. One bloody man for each side, the four men clash in the ring, Felipe and Jamal, Lexington and Zak. All men exchanging fists. Jamal blocks a punch from Felipe, Zak blocks a punch from Lexington, Jamal and Zak start getting the advantage on their men as Jamal backs Felipe into the corner.

Meanwhile… outside the ring. Joe Ragnal has a fan, whole is holding a chair on the barrier. Ragnal than positions Alpha Kid picking him up and doing a face plant onto the chair. The ref, not even looking in the direction notices nothing. Alpha Kid is busted open. But the chair was off balance on the barrier, so when Kid’s head crashed onto it, it sends the chair flying at Ragnal, and it makes contact knocking Ragnal off, to the humor of the fans as their roar in laughter. With both men busted open and knocked out, this match has turned into a 3 man tag.

On the other side, Triple X has gotten the advantage of Skyler Striker. Sending him back first into the barricade. Backing himself towards the apron, Triple X runs, plants his hands on the barricade, and does a handstand, coming down he plants both legs into the stomach of Striker. Triple X sets Striker across the barricade, then Triple X climbs himself onto the barricade, and gets a running start jumping in the air looking to land on top of Striker with a leg drop in the middle, almost trying to break Striker in half. But as Triple X is coming down, a fan, no wait, Katie Striker pulls Skyler out of the way, Triple X landing in ‘no man’s land’ with a groaning coming from both Phil and Josh.

In the ring, the is getting punched in the corner by Zak, and the same occurrence is happening to Felipe by Jamal. Both Jamal and Zak whip their opponents into the opposite corners, where each other was currently at. The Poet using his brains jumps into the air and knocks over Felipe, the two then lock up like their other partners, rolling out of the ring while fighting, leaving Bloody Jamal to fight Zak Warner. The two engaged in a lock up, ending with Zak getting Jamal in a headlock, but Jamal turns it into a backdrop. But Zak counters into a back flip. Zak goes for a leg trip but Jamal jumps, the two men then engaged in a stare down. Zak goes for a punch, but Jamal blocks, Jamal goes for a punch, but Zak blocks. The two men push off each other and into the ropes. Zak jumps over Jamal, they repeat the bounce, Jamal drops onto the ground, Zak jumps over him. Jamal springs up and goes for an arm drag, but Zak spins and tries and arm drag of his own. Jamal counter into a high spin kick. But Zak ducks, Jamal flips and lands on his feet. The two then engage in another stare down, that soon turns into a lock up, Jamal sends a knee up, but Zak catches the knee and lifts Jamal in a innovated version of a fishermen’s suplex, bridging out, Zak gets a pin.

1.……..
2.…….
3...no!

As the ref’s hand is coming down Jamal kicks out. Zak sits up, and instead of arguing with the ref picks Jamal up and irish whips him into the ropes, he then puts his head down going for a back drop. But Jamal finds the energy to muster a kick, that finds its target smacking against Zak’s chest. Who stands straight up holding his chest, Jamal pushes him forward and runs bouncing off the ropes as Zak moves forward Jamal is in the air and somehow nails a DDT. The impact has busted Zak Warner open, as both men are laid out in middle of the ring.

Meanwhile

Felipe is getting the beat down, thanks to a title finding his forehead, he is now spread out across the Spanish announce table. Churchill is out, holding Felipe down, Lexington is looking for something, his eyes then turn back to the ring as he rubs his chin. He slowly climbs the apron and onto the turnbuckle, climbing the turnbuckle he gets to the top holding his hands out. The fans chanting jump but Josh is saying otherwise…

Josh: Don’t do it Poet, you’re a smart man, this is not a smart move!

The poet prepares himself for the jump

The poet is in the air…Phil winces as the Poet makes contact with a huge elbow, crashing himself and Felipe Salarose through the Spanish announce table..

Josh sighs: See…. GWC, is full of guys who make mistakes…

Back in the ring….

6!…..

The ref holds up six fingers as both men are on one knee, Jamal is starting to get to two feet, Zak has fell towards the ropes pulling himself up.

7.….

Both men are almost on their feet

They did it, both men are up, the look at each other, both catching their breathing holding onto the ropes. The ref looks at both men, who are a bloody mess.

Phil: Still early in the show, we are having an amazing match…

Josh: Lets see the finish, that boils down to a big GWC star, Jamal Carter, and Wrestling Leader of EPW, Zak Warner….

The two men slowly walk to the middle of the ring, standing still the both exchange fists, not trying to block each other, as though it was a final test. Their partner’s laid out around the ring, most bloody and beaten. These two men fight for not only their own victory, but for their partner’s and respective brands. Neither one will give an inch. Zak goes for a big right, but Jamal ducks and bounces off the ropes and goes for a bit shoulder block. Zak jumps into the air connecting with a drop kick. Both men hit the mat, but Zak is up staggering a bit he looks around, almost as though he is confused. He slowly makes his way to Jamal landing on top of him…


1.….

2.……

Phil: KICKOUT!

Josh: Jamal Carter is all heart right now, he should have just laid down

Jamal rolls out of the ring, ducking down catching his breath, Zak Warner sits in the middle of the ring in disbelief. Jamal had just kicked out, after all of this, at two… Zak stands himself up, Jamal slides back into the ring and tags in Skyler. Zak tags in Kid Alpha who springboards off the ropes but is caught by Skyler and nailed with the Final Revelation. Felipe leaps into the ring and breaks up the pin attempt, followed by Ragnal rushing the ring and hitting the FUN Drop on Felipe. With the referee clearing the melee in the ring, Triple X slides in with a steel chair. He swings at Skyler who ducks it causing Triple X to nail the rising Kid Alpha. Skyler tosses Triple X out of the ring and ascends the top rope. He connects with the Skyler High Dive and covers Kid Alpha.

1!

2!

3!

Phil Brooks: Yes, we’ve done it! GWC defeats EPW on Assault. Finally!

The referee holds up the GWC teams hands, each of them bruised and hurting from the vicious battle as “Fallen Angels” hits the speakers. The EPW team shouts at them from the ramp as they head back.

[Danny Vice]

Brian Wolf segment

The GWC cameras move into the locker rooms, with GWC's newest wrestler Brian Wolf sitting by, with hatred in his eyes.

Brian Wolf: I hate this, I arrive in this place and automatically have to change my fucking character name. Why should I have to, in the real company EPW, I'm the number one contender for the World Heavyweight title and I see here Crimson Pfeiffer is one of them, that shows hos screwed up it is here.

Wolf pauses, wiping the spit from his face.

Brian Wolf: Oh yeah back to the main part, I'm really called Lone Wolf, but the owner forced me to change my name to Brian Wolf, yes it is my real name, but I've been known as Lone Wolf for ages. I was forced to enter a name v name match a few years back and I won and that fake Lone Wolf has faded into nothing but obscurity and I'm here now, to lay down a challenge, to one...

Brian, looks through a page to find the fake Lone Wolf.

'The Lone Wolf' Sean Williams.

Brian Wolf: Son, you won't know what struck you, when the Irresistabl Force, becomes way too much for you to handle.

Brian Wolf jumps from his seat, storming from his locker room, and exiting towards his car.

Brian Wolf: I'm the real Lone Wolf....

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Snad v. Bishop v. Rick Mad

Eminem's Till I Collapse begins and the arena lights start to strobe red and blue, Bishop emerges from the entrance with towel covering his head (ala Tazz). He walks down the ramp and slides in the ring, he rips the towel off his head and starts to warm up waiting for his challenge.

"People = Shit" by Slipknot hits the PA system, and out comes Snad from the back. He simply walks down to the ring, no-nonsense, and enters by sliding under the bottom rope. In the ring, Snad stands up, throws his arms to the sides and tilts his head back, taking in the crowd.

The lights go dark. A Guitar and a Heart by M83 begins playing. About 10 seconds in, green light slowly envelopes the stage, and three seconds after that (as the intro of the song ends and it really begins) green pyro blasts from the stage and the lights come back on. Rick Mad is on the stage with the Rick Mad Title around his waist and Bob standing behind him. The two men walk to the ring calmly. Rick rolls in and climbs one turnbuckle. Green pyro blasts from the other three. He then climbs down and hands the Title to Bob.

Phil Brooks: All the men are in the ring now, and here we go.

Josh Harter: Wait, what's this?

Bob has just handed something to Rick Mad. It is a frisbee.

Phil Brooks: ..The hell?

Mad quickly throws the frisbee towards Snad. Snad can't help but hit the Snad Cutter on it!

Crowd: BANG~!!~

However, this gives Mad the time to run up and hit a stiff kick to Snad's head. Mad kicks him into the corner, but Bishop comes up behind him Mad and spins him around. He then hits a big Dropkick, sending Mad flying out of the ring. Bishop then turns toward Snad and starts kicking at him mercilessly.

Josh Harter: That was a nice trick with the frisbee, but now Bishop is in control.

Bishop picks Snad up and knees him in the gut. He then bounces back and goes for an Axe Kick but Snad moves away real fast and picks him up for a Death Valley Driver! Bishop manages to slide behind him however and hits a big Backcracker!

Phil Brooks: NICE move right there, Bishop may have it!

Bishop goes for the pin.

One!

Two!

No! Snad kicks out.

Josh Harter: He's somewhat new here, but he's a veteran. Not an easy victory.

Bishop stands up, but out of nowhere he's hit with a Springboard Dropkick from Rick Mad! Mad then slides out of the ring and back onto the apron and goes for a Springboard Plancha! As he's about to hit Snad, however, Snad easily rolls away and stands up.

Phil Brooks: How'd he do that?

Josh Harter: Let's just say Rick Mad isn't buying anything from him. Think about it.

Both Mad and Snad are up, and Mad takes Snad over with a Hiptoss. Snad is up and Mad kicks him in the gut, going for a DDT, but no! Snad hits a Northern Lights Suplex reversal into pin!

One!

Two!

No! Mad kicks out.

Phil Brooks: Another nearfall!

Mad gets up slowly and Snad waits for him. Snad goes for a Superkick, Mad ducks it, BAM MAD DDT! Mad goes for the pin!

One!

Two!

No! Bishop is back and kicks Mad off. Bishop then quickly picks Rick up and hits the Betrayal! He pins Rick!

One!

Two!

No! Snad managed to pull Bishop off in the nick of time! Bishop gets to his feet and picks Snad up, but Snad hits the Snad Cutter out of nowhere!

Josh Harter: If there was ever an unpredictable move in wrestling, the Diamond Cutter is it.

Snad goes for the pin of course.

One!

Two!

Bishop gets his foot on the ropes!

Phil Brooks: Snad nearly had this match won.

Rick Mad flies over and connects with an elbow to the forehead of Snad. Bishop then hits a right hand on Mad. The three men begin exchanging blows. Bishop dropkicks Mad into the turnbuckle and then clotheslines Snad over the ropes. He spins around and is drilled with a Mad DDT. Rick Mad covers Bishop.

One!

Two!

Three!

Phil Brooks: Dammit, he never loses.

Josh Harter: He is a champion! The Rick Mad champion!

“A Guitar and a Heart” hits as Rick Mad grabs his title and heads up the rampway victorious.

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Xavier Cross segment

-Xavier Cross busts into the office of Danny Vice-

Xavier: Alright, listen up Vice, one on one, me and you at Viva La GWC! Make it happen or i'll kick your ass right here...

Xavier slaps his hands on the desk looking at him.

Xavier: I've lost my TV title, and I'm sick of being stuck against chumps like Renegade, they aren't even in my league. But when I put the owner, Danny Vice, down for a 3 count, or what your old ass tap, people are gonna remember how great I am...

Danny Vice: Easy easy easy X. You know I'm not medically cleared to wrestler yet. And believe me, I know how great you are.

Xavier sits down in a chair looking at Danny,

Xavier: Listen, I don't like you, thats all fine and Dandy, but I want to prove myself, and what better way to do it then face you, one on one, at Viva La GWC...

Danny: I have a better proposition for you. What do you think about being the second representative for the Ultimate X match on GWC side. Go out there and prove to everyone just how good you really are.

Xavier stands up.

Xavier: Ummm...of course. And, oh...and you don't gotta worry bout me jumpin ship to EPW, GWC is my house, and i'll be damned if they come in here and step on my toes...

His eyes focus in on Danny as he then pulls something out his pocket, its an envelope with the names -Xavier & Cari Cross-.

Xavier: You know what that is, its my.....contract, and i'd like you to come September 23rd, to uh, talk with it for me... there will be food and drinks...
Danny: Haha, a wedding huh? Good stuff Xavier.

Xavier turns back around.

Xavier: Oh yeah…thanks Danny.

[Danny Vice]

David Alastair and JW McCammon v. Lost and Found

"This Is The New Sh*t" by Marilyn Manson starts playing as the lights start flashing while "The Lost and Found" logo starts flashing on the jumbotron. The lights and logo stop flashing and both Sullivan and Walters stands with a Singapore cane in one hand and a trash can full of weapons in the other, posing similar to The Sandman on both sides of the stage. They walk to the ring and throw the trash cans in the ring.

Michelle Madison: On their way to the ring, representing Affliction, “Morbid” Mike Sullivan and Michael “The Malfunction” Walters, The Lost and Found!

Sullivan sits in one corner with his sadistic smile and Walters looks all around the arena.

Phil Brooks: These two crazy S.O.B.s have been running amuck with their leader, Ryder. But now I have a feeling these young guys are going to be taught some lessons.

Josh Harter: By who?

The arena goes black and "Bite The Bullet" by Machine Head starts to play as dark blue strobe lights hit and the crowd starts to buzz.

Phil Brooks: Well here is one guy who can.

The crowd erupts as JW McCammon walks out onto the stage with his black leather jacket and dark shades on. He pause for a minute on the stage, stares at the crowd and then raises his arms to the air as the crowd pops. McCammon starts heading to the ring, slapping fans’ hands along the way.

Michelle Madison: On his way to the ring, from Sumter, South Carolina, weighing in at 235 lbs., he is the GWC United States Champion J.W. McCammon!

JW McCammon walks up the far side steps of the ring then walks across the ring apron and looks at the crowd. JW McCammon raises his arms and then gets into the ring. JW McCammon walks around the ring, takes his sunglasses and jacket off, handing them to the ring attendant. JW McCammon starts getting warmed up as he waits for his tag partner.

The sudden bang of a hybrid of sound comes forth. The fusion of drums, guitar introduces a sheet of light fog, which covers the entrance way. Seen at the right angle, one can manage to see a figure standing behind the fog. In the video screen, meanwhile... many highlights of David’s career act as impulses and entice emotions associated with wrestling…past moments are brought up, before climaxing in David walking out from behind the curtain right before the first verse starts.

“Disgusted with what I see
So many pieces left of you and me
Glass falls like rain
I'll crucify you for this pain! (For this pain!)”

Holding out his arms and holding his head up in triumph, David indulges in the cheers emitted from the crowd. As if baptized by blessings, he lets it all seep in…inhaling and exhaling the atmosphere that surrounds him.

“Tonight, I leave this town
In love, I'd burn it all down
(To the ground) you're nothing to me!
(To the ground) you're fucking killing me!”

The song continues to process in and out from the sound system, David spreads his arms outward, allowing strobe lights to engulf him and stays like that until the second verse comes in.

Michelle Madison: On his way to the ring, a former GWC United States Champion, weighing in at 226 lbs., from New York City, David Alastair!!!

“Abandon all hope, washing away me in the tides
Unclenching the fists made round my neck accepting the end…”

David then proceeds down the ramp and make one solemn round around the ring, slapping hands with the fans and stopping once or two to pose for the various photography coming from the front and middle rows.

“Longing to see your face
So my hand can form into a mace

Everything smells of you
Even the gasoline that covers you…”

Finally, he slides into the ring proceeds to taunt on the nearest turnbuckle. He embraces the crowd reactions by extending his arms out and slowly steps off the turnbuckle. David stays at the corner, quickly stretching out his arms and legs.

“Tonight, I leave this town
In love, I'd burn it all down
(To the ground) you're nothing to me!
(To the ground) you're fucking killing me!”

He double checks his knee brace by running his hands through the straps that are locked into place. In making sure that the brace is all set and snug, he nods to the referee and has him confirm that David’s all set to go without any hassle.

“Abandon all hope, washing away me in the tides
Unclenching the fists made round my neck accepting the end…”

The guitar interlude of the song follows, allowing the song to fade off. JW and Sullivan start the match with a lock-up. McCammon manages to hit a quick knee to Sullivan’s stomach allowing him to put a headlock on Sullivan. McCammon tries to get a flip Sullivan with a neck snap but Sullivan reverses into a backdrop. Sullivan stomps McCammon down on the mat. Sullivan bounces off the ropes and hit’s a quick baseball slide dropkick to McCammon’s lower back.

Phil Brooks: Good wrestling here so far.

Sullivan stays on the attack by stomping McCammon on the mat. Sullivan grabs McCammon by the roots of his hair and drags him to his own corner. Sullivan tags in Walters who digs the heel of his boot right into McCammon’s throat.

Josh Harter: Where does McCammon begin to teach his “lesson” like you said?

Walters pulls McCammon to his feet but McCammon slips behind and hits a quick German suplex.

Phil Brooks: Right there.

McCammon drops a couple repetitive elbows into Walters back before locking in a chin lock, McCammon putting his knee in Walter’s back. Walters yells out and Sullivan enters into the ring and kicks McCammon in the back of the head. Alastair jumps into the ring but the ref pushes him back into his corner. Sullivan stays in as he and Walters double team assault McCammon. Alastair exits the ring allowing the ref to turn his attention to the double team. Walters exits the ring leaving McCammon and Sullivan, not legal because no tag was made, in the ring.

Phil Brooks: Ref! You let those two switch!

Josh Harter: Well maybe if Alastair wasn’t distracting him!

Sullivan grasps McCammon around his neck and tightens a rear naked choke on him. The ref goes to check if McCammon can still continue. Alastair pounds on his corner’s turnbuckle pad, trying to will McCammon back into the match. McCammon raises his arm as the crowd claps along with Alastair.

Crowd: We want Alastair! We want Alastair!

McCammon rises to his feet and is able to deliver a few elbows to shake off Sullivan. McCammon, nearly out of breath, crawls toward Alastair’s corner. Sullivan recovers quickly and pulls him away from the corner. Sullivan tags in Walters who climbs to the top rope and dives off with a two-footed stomp to McCammon’s back.

Phil Brooks: Ouch!

Sullivan exit’s the ring and Walters sizes McCammon up for his finisher. McCammon stands up and Walters picks him up onto his back. McCammon struggles out and reverses into a powerslam. McCammon and Walters lie motionless on the mat. Alastair stands at his turnbuckle holding his hand out.

Crowd: We want Alastair! Let’s go McCammon!

McCammon crawls near as Alastair gets ready to get in the match.

Phil Brooks: After a brief absence, Alastair gets back in the GWC ring!

McCammon makes a long leap and tags in Alastair who enters the ring fired up.

He takes out both members of Lost and Found with clotheslines. Then nails Walters with a springboard moonsault. Alastair ascends the turnbuckle looking to take flight, but McCammon shoves him off.

Phil Brooks: What is he doing?

Josh Harter: Setting the tone for Viva La GWC is all.

McCammon hits a McCammon Driver on Alastair before walking out on Alastair. Walters and Alastair are both down as Sullivan reaches for the tag. He can't reach Walters, as both men are counted out by the referee.

Phil Brooks: Just despicable. He’s a better champion than that!

Josh Harter: He is the champion BECAUSE of stuff like that.

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Skyler Striker segment

“Fallen Angels” hits the arena and Skyler striker walks onstage. The crowd cheer.

Phil Brooks: The GWC’s man on a mission here to speak to us.

Josh Harter: Meh.

Skyler walks to the ring and the music cuts, Skyler obviously wanting to get straight to the point.

SS: Alright. Listen close and listen good. T-Money, you know I just plain don’t like you. I don’t believe that you’re a changed man, I don’t believe that your THUG crew members are doing good to the GWC, but there’s a bigger problem. There’s always a bigger problem. And as per usual, I’m the one who has to remedy it. So here’s the deal.

The crowd wait in anticipation.

SS: I’m willing to put this aside. For now. No more attacks, no more hatred, nothing. I won’t drop the dislike, but no hatred. My proposition is that we put aside this feud and target what needs to be targeted – the EPW faction that seems to be rising.

The crowd boo as the EPW representatives are mentioned.

SS: I need a task. A mission. And seeing as I’m GWC bred, I’m going to take control of this war. You’ve been hounding us and it’s time that I put things back under control on Danny Vice’s side. I don’t like Venus, and I don’t like what you people have done to this company that Danny worked so hard to build from the ground. So I’m heading up this GWC army along with Danny, and fighting back. Enjoy your night as best you can, EPW. The GWC is retaliating, and with Striker at the helm, it’s not going to be a fun war.

“Fallen Angels” hits again and Striker leaves the ring and exits the stage.

[Danny Vice]

Thunder v. Drake Kencedro
Sorry for no match, but I didn't want to hold results any longer.

Michelle Madison: Here is your winner…THUNDER!

“Cloud Nine” hits the speakers as Nikki Venus emerges from backstage and heads to the ring with Crimson Pfeiffer at her side. Pfeiffer holds the ropes for Venus as she walks in. Drake Kencedro is still reeling in the ring.

Nikki Venus: Thunder, great win. Too bad about that World Title. I see you’re letting T-Money hold onto it until Crimson takes it away at Viva La EPW. But I think it’s about time I tell everyone the final…

“Gonna Fly Now” hits the speakers as the crowd hits their feet for Danny Vice. He comes out with a microphone in hand as the crowd cheers. Vice slides in the ring.

Danny Vice: Nikki, now is the time to tell us. I showed my hand with Xavier Cross, which one of your goons is it going to be.

Nikki Venus: Danny, it doesn’t matter who you bring to the Ultimate X match. EPW will walk out of that ring with the World Title no matter what you do or what you say.

Danny Vice: Nikki, there isn’t a single person you walk around with in that little stable of yours that can beat T-Money, Xavier Cross, or Yukio Blaze. So why don’t you quit yapping and tell us who it is.

Out of nowhere Drake springs up and clobbers Danny with Another Victim neckbreaker. Crimson drills Thunder with a few right hands and tosses him out of the ring. Drake locks in Diary of the Deceased on Vice while the rest of the EPW stable rushes to ringside with weapons in hand. Skyler Striker, Jamal Carter, Joe Ragnal, Lexington Royale, Xavier Cross, and T-Money try to come down and help Danny, but they don’t try to get by Triple X, Chris Cage, Kid Alpha, The Disciple, and Felipe Salarose who hold assorted foreign objects. Back in the ring, Drake finally releases the hold on Danny who has passed out from the pain. He, Crimson, and Nikki Venus shake hands as the crowd booes loudly.

Nikki Venus: Danny, here he is. My second entrant. Drake Kencedro.

More booes come from the crowd as “Cloud Nine” hits the speakers.

Phil Brooks: What a traitor. How can the former commissioner turn to the EPW?

Josh Harter: Because they promised him a World Title shot. I'd have left too.

The credits roll for Assault as the GWC team is standing stunned on the stage. The final image is of Drake Kencedro's sinister smile.

[Skyler Striker]

Good show.

Whoever wrote the opening match, though - Katie is far from my wife. SHe's Striker's seven-year-old daughter. And she usually doesn't come to the ring, either. My managers stay in the back..

But it was good aside from that

[Danny Vice]

lol Xavier wrote it and i clearly missed that. my bad skyler.